burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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5secondsofinsomniacs:

This is why we can’t have nice things. 

absolutelyirwin:

when you need to sneeze but you cant

hello-love92

girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

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Sarah supports Reproductive Rights (x)

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needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

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miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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hello-love92

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February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

jdtumblretcetera:

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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maurypovichofficial:

remember when harry’s hands use to shake during his WMYB solo and look at him now frolicking up and down the stage with his long hippy hair life is great

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